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Keep your boat bird-poop free with life like fake nests and eggs! By mimicking real nests, they trigger territorial instincts, keeping birds away for good.

Why Put A Fake Nest On Your Boat?

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It's actually genius when you understand seagull behavior.


Seagulls Are Territorial

Seagulls never build nests near other nesting pairs - it's not in their nature.

Prevention Is Key

Placing a fake nest saves the hassle of removing a real one— and prevents the mess before it starts.

Protect Your Investment

Keep your boat clean and damage-free all season long.

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Blog posts

Jul 31, 2026

I Spent 20 Years Scrubbing Seagull Mess Off My Boat. Then I Started Watching Them Instead.

How twenty years of losing the battle with nesting seagulls on Pittwater — and finally paying attention to what they actually do — led to the replica nest that keeps them off.

How To Tie Your Nest Onto Your Boat (So It Stays Put)

A quick guide to fixing your Feck Off Birds nest in place — thread your own string or strap through the wire that holds the nest together, tie it low on the deck, and it can't blow away.

Jul 25, 2026

What Birds Attack Boats — and Does the Fake Nest Stop Them All?

It's not just seagulls. Pigeons, cormorants, ibis, swallows and even ducks target boats too — here's which ones a decoy nest actually stops, and which it won't.
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